twlboaj: Nothing ruins the satisfaction of having just had a really good fap quite like closing all the internet tabs and seeing this: Lies. Eridan get in here, I’ll help you out bro.
reblog if i'm allowed to go to your ask box and be...
vveaponx: Damn right ya are!
psychedelicpaprika: maplewren: macabremechanics: mangosgonewild: pandacows: the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant One day I will do this with friends. just one. OhmyGOSH isn’t this the same guy who sang at the Starbucks with a smaller group of people glad to see him back on my dash, his voice is so beautiful. The guy’s just like “…Where’s my tip.” basically me...
Insert Title Here: Collab anyone? →
carcinogeneticisthaha: technogecho: Does anyone want to do like….a small collab? Like just a real small one. I feel like coloring things :I so…yeah……..but I’ll be coloring in binary. So if you wanna just doodle it and tell me when you’re done. ALTHOUGH I WONT COLOR EVERYONE’S. I guess maybe I should set a limit. 3 people maybe………. OK I’m sorry for being lame…………… ( omgoodness I would love...
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT....
carcinogeneticisthaha: The horror that is TAVRISPRITE.
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're fucking everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
My Art Progress
rawriestyer: brakes: Expectations: Reality: YES. This… -_-;
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blackromobama: gamzeesinsanity: caledscratch: jiontwings: I don’t need- I kNoW. aaaaah CUTIES TvT! <3333 <3 <3 look at gamzees little paw <3 Am I the only one that got teary when he insisted she have the love potion, knowing that he realized that she loved someone that didn’t love her back and that he related to the feeling?